“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
Mom: when I was your age….
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
"My girl friend asks me which one I like better… Six pack!
I hope the answer won’t upset her… Six pack!”
'Six Pack' - Black Flag
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most